David Blaine is bad luck

I know you're all wondering what's happened to me this week. The answer is David Blaine. For those of you who haven't heard, he's living in a snowglobe for a week at Lincoln Center, and I'm convinced he's bad luck. Work has been crazy, and yesterday my computer went down for an hour and a half - all David's fault. And I'm in my end of semester craze with school work - David's fault again. And I have hair woes, which I can't even get into right now - yes, David did that too. There is nothing that cannot be blamed on that pseudo-Aquaman outside; at least until next week. Come to think of it, I might miss him then when everything's back to my fault.